Friday, March 27, 2015

The Poisonous Beauty of the Easter Lily

Please the following article on How to keep your pets safe during this Spring Holiday. http://annarborcatclinic.com/2015/03/pretty-but-poisonous-the-dangers-of-lilies/

The Rum Tum Tugger by T.S. Eliot

The Rum Tum Tugger is a Curious Cat:
If you offer him pheasant he would rather have grouse.
If you put him in a house he would much prefer a flat,
If you put him in a flat then he'd rather have a house.
If you set him on a mouse then he only wants a rat,
If you set him on a rat then he'd rather chase a mouse.
Yes the Rum Tum Tugger is a Curious Cat--
And there isn't any call for me to shout it:
For he will do
As he do do
And there's no doing anything about it!

The Rum Tum Tugger is a terrible bore:
When you let him in, then he wants to be out;
He's always on the wrong side of every door,
And as soon as he's at home, then he'd like to get about.
He likes to lie in the bureau drawer,
But he makes such a fuss if he can't get out.

Yes the Rum Tum Tugger is a Curious Cat--
And there isn't any use for you to doubt it:
For he will do
As he do do
And there's no doing anything about it!

The Rum Tum Tugger is a curious beast:
His disobliging ways are a matter of habit.
If you offer him fish then he always wants a feast;
When there isn't any fish then he won't eat rabbit.
If you offer him cream then he sniffs and sneers,
For he only likes what he finds for himself;

So you'll catch him in it right up to the ears,
If you put it away on the larder shelf.
The Rum Tum Tugger is artful and knowing,
The Rum Tum Tugger doesn't care for a cuddle;
But he'll leap on your lap in the middle of your sewing,
For there's nothing he enjoys like a horrible muddle.
Yes the Rum Tum Tugger is a Curious Cat--
And there isn't any need for me to spout it:
For he will do
As he do do
And theres no doing anything about it!

Tuesday, February 24, 2015

Growltiger's Last Stand by T. S. Eliot

    Growltiger was a Bravo Cat, who lived upon a barge;
    In fact he was the roughest cat that ever roamed at large.
    From Gravesend up to Oxford he pursued his evil aims,
    Rejoicing in his title of "The Terror of the Thames."
    His manners and appearance did not calculate to please;
    His coat was torn and seedy, he was baggy at the knees;
    One ear was somewhat missing, no need to tell you why,
    And he scowled upon a hostile world from one forbidding eye.
    The cottagers of Rotherhithe knew something of his fame,
    At Hammersmith and Putney people shuddered at his name.
    They would fortify the hen-house, lock up the silly goose,
    When the rumour ran along the shore:
    GROWLTIGER'S ON THE LOOSE!
    Woe to the weak canary, that fluttered from its cage;
    Woe to the pampered Pekinese, that faced Growltiger's rage.
    Woe to the bristly Bandicoot, that lurks on foreign ships,
    And woe to any Cat with whom Growltiger came to grips!
    But most to Cats of foreign race his hatred had been vowed;
    To Cats of foreign name and race no quarter was allowed.
    The Persian and the Siamese regarded him with fear -
    Because it was a Siamese had mauled his missing ear.
    Now on a peaceful summer night, all nature seemed at play,
    The tender moon was shining bright, the barge at Molesey lay.
    All in the balmy moonlight it lay rocking on the tide -
    And Growltiger was disposed to show his sentimental side.
    His bucko mate, Grumbuskin, long since had disappeared,
    For to the Bell at Hampton he had gone to wet his beard;
    And his bosun, Tumblebrutus, he too had stol'n away -
    In the yard behind the Lion he was prowling for his prey.
    In the forepeak of the vessel Growltiger sat alone,
    Concentrating his attention on the Lady Griddlebone.
    And his raffish crew were sleeping in their barrels and their bunks -
    As the Siamese came creeping in their sampans and their junks.
    Growltiger had no eye or ear for aught but Griddlebone,
    And the Lady seemed enraptured by his manly baritone,
    Disposed to relaxation, and awaiting no surprise -
    But the moonlight shone reflected from a thousand bright blue eyes.
    And closer still and closer the sampans circled round,
    And yet from all the enemy there was not heard a sound.
    The lovers sang their last duet, in danger of their lives -
    For the foe was armed with toasting forks and cruel carving knives.
    Then Gilbert gave the signal to his fierce Mongolian horde;
    With a frightful burst of fireworks the Chinks they swarmed aboard.
    Abandoning their sampans, and their pullaways and junks,
    They battened down the hatches on the crew within their bunks.
    Then Griddlebone she gave a screech, for she was badly skeered;
    I am sorry to admit it, but she quickly disappeared.
    She probably escaped with ease, I'm sure she was not drowned -
    But a serried ring of flashing steel Growltiger did surround.
    The ruthless foe pressed forward, in stubborn rank on rank;
    Growltiger to his vast surprise was forced to walk the plank.
    He who a hundred victims had driven to that drop,
    At the end of all his crimes was forced to go ker-flip, ker-flop.
    Oh there was joy in Wapping when the news flew through the land;
    At Maidenhead and Henley there was dancing on the strand.
    Rats were roasted whole at Brentford, and at Victoria Dock,
    And a day of celebration was commanded in Bangkok.

Tuesday, February 10, 2015

Macavity: The Mystery Cat

Macavity's a Mystery Cat: he's called the Hidden Paw—
For he's the master criminal who can defy the Law.
He's the bafflement of Scotland Yard, the Flying Squad's despair:
For when they reach the scene of crime—Macavity's not there!

Macavity, Macavity, there's no one like Macavity,
He's broken every human law, he breaks the law of gravity.
His powers of levitation would make a fakir stare,
And when you reach the scene of crime—Macavity's not there!
You may seek him in the basement, you may look up in the air—
But I tell you once and once again, Macavity's not there!

Macavity's a ginger cat, he's very tall and thin;
You would know him if you saw him, for his eyes are sunken in.
His brow is deeply lined with thought, his head is highly domed;
His coat is dusty from neglect, his whiskers are uncombed.
He sways his head from side to side, with movements like a snake;
And when you think he's half asleep, he's always wide awake.

Macavity, Macavity, there's no one like Macavity,
For he's a fiend in feline shape, a monster of depravity.
You may meet him in a by-street, you may see him in the square—
But when a crime's discovered, then Macavity's not there!

He's outwardly respectable. (They say he cheats at cards.)
And his footprints are not found in any file of Scotland Yard's
And when the larder's looted, or the jewel-case is rifled,
Or when the milk is missing, or another Peke's been stifled,
Or the greenhouse glass is broken, and the trellis past repair
Ay, there's the wonder of the thing! Macavity's not there!

And when the Foreign Office find a Treaty's gone astray,
Or the Admiralty lose some plans and drawings by the way,
There may be a scrap of paper in the hall or on the stair—
But it's useless to investigate—Macavity's not there!
And when the loss has been disclosed, the Secret Service say:
It must have been Macavity!'—but he's a mile away.
You'll be sure to find him resting, or a-licking of his thumb;
Or engaged in doing complicated long division sums.

Macavity, Macavity, there's no one like Macavity,
There never was a Cat of such deceitfulness and suavity.
He always has an alibi, and one or two to spare:
At whatever time the deed took place—MACAVITY WASN'T THERE !
And they say that all the Cats whose wicked deeds are widely known
(I might mention Mungojerrie, I might mention Griddlebone)
Are nothing more than agents for the Cat who all the time
Just controls their operations: the Napoleon of Crime! 

This post is in honor of my grandparents cat Bandit. Every night my grandfather would leave his trinkets, wedding ring, change, and hearing aids on his bedside table. Every morning he would have to find Bandit's cachet spot to retrieve the items that had been spirited away by this light pawed thief. 

Thursday, February 5, 2015

Introduction: Part II, Baby


What can I possibly say about the love of my life, my soul mate, my joy, my light? I am not talking about either of my children (great as they are) or my husband of 28 years. I am talking about my Baby. He is now a nine and a half year old Flame Point Siamese Mix with Ice blue eyes.

 A little fluff ball with tufts of color when we first found him at the local shelter. Adventurous and sweet at only three weeks old. My sweet boy, Mama's Baby. His legal, real, official name on all his Vet paperwork and his Microchip is Ice ( I will assume from his ice blue colored eyes). As with all cats, he has many names, depending on his mood/attitude or that of the one talking to or at him.


This is Baby when he first came home at three weeks old. He weighed just over 3 pounds and had little hints of color on his nose, ears, and tail. 






Baby, Yowler, Bubsi, Stinky, Turkey, Snuggly-wuggly, or so on......

The Old Gumbie Cat by T.S. Eliot



I have a Gumbie Cat in mind, her name is Jennyanydots;
Her coat is of the tabby kind, with tiger stripes and leopard spots.
All day she sits upon the stair or on the steps or on the mat;
She sits and sits and sits and sits--and that's what makes a Gumbie Cat!

But when the day's hustle and bustle is done,
Then the Gumbie Cat's work is but hardly begun.
And when all the family's in bed and asleep,
She tucks up her skirts to the basement to creep.
She is deeply concerned with the ways of the mice
Their behaviour's not good and their manners not nice;
So when she has got them lined up on the matting,
She teachs them music, crocheting and tatting.

I have a Gumbie Cat in mind, her name is Jennyanydots;
Her equal would be hard to find, she likes the warm and sunny spots.
All day she sits beside the hearth or on the bed or on my hat:
She sits and sits and sits and sits--and that's what makes a Gumbie Cat!

But when the day's hustle and bustle is done,
Then the Gumbie Cat's work is but hardly begun.
As she finds that the mice will not ever keep quiet,
She is sure it is due to irregular diet;
And believing that nothing is done without trying,
She sets right to work with her baking and frying.
She makes them a mouse--cake of bread and dried peas,
And a beautiful fry of lean bacon and cheese.

I have a Gumbie Cat in mind, her name is Jennyanydots;
The curtain-cord she likes to wind, and tie it into sailor-knots.
She sits upon the window-sill, or anything that's smooth and flat:
She sits and sits and sits and sits--and that's what makes a Gumbie Cat!

But when the day's hustle and bustle is done,
Then the Gumbie Cat's work is but hardly begun.
She thinks that the cockroaches just need employment
To prevent them from idle and wanton destroyment.
So she's formed, from that lot of disorderly louts,
A troop of well-disciplined helpful boy-scouts,
With a purpose in life and a good deed to do
And she's even created a Beetles' Tattoo.

So for Old Gumbie Cats let us now give three cheers
On whom well-ordered households depend, it appears.